Astoria Ticket Vigil

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Astoria Ticket Vigil

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Day One:

Bigmoog awakes at 3.45 am...to the sound of the cock crowing over at the farmstead, followed by gunshots and silence. He gets up and does the sh*t, shave and shower (in a rush he does all three at the same time) routine.....BM then puts his wig on and bespoke designer shellsuit (purple and yellow stripes) as his chaffeur arrives to take the mooger to his employer's facility for another day of internet surfing, on the way out BM trips over Ms BMs body and falls on the cat and dog who proceed to tear into him with considerable violence.....

"morning, Mr Stanley sir, cut yourself shaving?'....BM ignores his lackey and gets driven to mayfair while fiddling with his liquid plejades (for the 27th day running)

BM arrives at his facility and finds that Einstein's barber has been busy, so BM posts across the entire world wide web, the usual., he then notices the filthy spammers have attacked again so spends 2 hours emailing them with spam of his own......along with photos of his new mountain bike parked up his back passage....


9.15, BM phones his home to check the post status, the annoyed dog* answers BM...have the tickets arrived yet?..ZIPPO




*er, sorry Ms BM........ :arrow:
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You been at them Mushrooms again :?: :wink: :arrow:
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no, I ate the cock for breakfast :arrow:
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bigmoog wrote:no, I ate the cock for breakfast :arrow:

Oh no :shock: you ain't gobbled that Turkey Cock av yer :o
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yep.....will be shi**ting turkey twizzlers all day.....fancy some breadcrumbs? :o....gawd...I feel very odd today
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lol! Thanks guys - you've brightened my morning

(woken up at 4.45 by mating toads in my pond)
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Bleeding heck,we've had gobbling Turkey cocks now we got Toad in the bloody hole :shock: im afraid to bend over at the moment round here :arrow:
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colin mate, the thought of that has made the BM droop
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:D :shock:


thats made BMs day.........
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What a wonderful photo :D
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Ron Jeremy and Sylvie Saint ride again :arrow: :wink:
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:arrow:


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might use this as me nu avatar
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bigmoog wrote::arrow:


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might use this as me nu avatar

Thats a cracker.........all we need now is sylvie :P
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(note to Colin....mate as sylvie has so many aliases, this pic will have ta do)


BM has lunch :

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BM Leaves forum to adjust
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