Astoria Ticket Vigil
- bigmoog
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- Joined: Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:51 pm
- Location: 1975
Astoria Ticket Vigil
Bigmoog awakes at 3.45 am...to the sound of the cock crowing over at the farmstead, followed by gunshots and silence. He gets up and does the sh*t, shave and shower (in a rush he does all three at the same time) routine.....BM then puts his wig on and bespoke designer shellsuit (purple and yellow stripes) as his chaffeur arrives to take the mooger to his employer's facility for another day of internet surfing, on the way out BM trips over Ms BMs body and falls on the cat and dog who proceed to tear into him with considerable violence.....
"morning, Mr Stanley sir, cut yourself shaving?'....BM ignores his lackey and gets driven to mayfair while fiddling with his liquid plejades (for the 27th day running)
BM arrives at his facility and finds that Einstein's barber has been busy, so BM posts across the entire world wide web, the usual., he then notices the filthy spammers have attacked again so spends 2 hours emailing them with spam of his own......along with photos of his new mountain bike parked up his back passage....
9.15, BM phones his home to check the post status, the annoyed dog* answers BM...have the tickets arrived yet?..ZIPPO
*er, sorry Ms BM........