actual conversation this morning at thee bm's doctors surgery....check-up
bm: er, dr morrison, how am me doin?
doc: cough please
bm:
doc: hmmm... 3 pound limp......are you sticking to the diet regime?
bm: yeppo......and no fags since last night
doc: lets check your blood pressure
bm: ok chief,,,,,,i have had no excitement for weeks...since ms bm put her frilly quick release skimpies on.......
doc: well, mr stanley, it's very high.......
bm:cant help it doc.....that nurse in reception tickled my fancy.....
doc:oh?....you mean the male duty nurse?
BM: eff .....i need an optician......
doc: bend over mr stanley...i need to check your brain function
...The wise.....are silent.....