I used to like "Mixing It" - it occasionally had moments of interest but it' stuff like:
Robert: "And now, Tuvan throat singer Veet Voojig in a special collaboration with Scanner. Veet sings about the impact of quotas on the livelihood of Tuvan stoat wranglers whilst invoking the spirits of his ancestors by rubbing brown paper soaked in gnu urine on a small statue in the form of the 3 headed yak god, Sprunt while Robin makes some random bleeps and bloops mixed in with some police chat as they are both pushed down a lift shaft."
[15 minutes of random noise, screams, electronic farts and bleeps.]
Robert: "Fascinating. Look out for Veet's new album ,"grooooooooooooooooarrghhnayahnyah" on the Farp imprint coming soon and featuring collaborations with Bjork, Muslimgauze and Geoff Love"
The other chap, not Robert: "Fascinating. Looking forward to that."
[Jeremy Clarkson pregnant pause]
TOCNR: "Now, tonights feature is Nick Cave. Nick hasn't released anything for 10 nanoseconds but his new album "I Killed my Wife" is out soon, so we thought it was time to give him a feature..."
Seeker_UK wrote:I used to like "Mixing It" - it occasionally had moments of interest but it' stuff like:
Robert: "And now, Tuvan throat singer Veet Voojig in a special collaboration with Scanner. Veet sings about the impact of quotas on the livelihood of Tuvan stoat wranglers whilst invoking the spirits of his ancestors by rubbing brown paper soaked in gnu urine on a small statue in the form of the 3 headed yak god, Sprunt while Robin makes some random bleeps and bloops mixed in with some police chat as they are both pushed down a lift shaft."
[15 minutes of random noise, screams, electronic farts and bleeps.]
Robert: "Fascinating. Look out for Veet's new album ,"grooooooooooooooooarrghhnayahnyah" on the Farp imprint coming soon and featuring collaborations with Bjork, Muslimgauze and Geoff Love"
The other chap, not Robert: "Fascinating. Looking forward to that."
[Jeremy Clarkson pregnant pause]
TOCNR: "Now, tonights feature is Nick Cave. Nick hasn't released anything for 10 nanoseconds but his new album "I Killed my Wife" is out soon, so we thought it was time to give him a feature..."
"In the absurd often lies what is artistically possible." - Edgar Froese